My names Trevorrrr and I enjoy sleeping, eating, being lame, and sleeping some more. That is all. One day I'm gonna drop out of school and make a brothel and become a famous pimp one day.My life will be a glorious one.

 

cutting your scrotum would hurt so bad :[ like how would it even heal? what if it flipped inside out or something? Worst fear ever D:

cutting your scrotum would hurt so bad :[ like how would it even heal? what if it flipped inside out or something? Worst fear ever D:

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tallandawkward:

DISNEYLAND WITH M-LADY TOMORROW, everyone else try to not have a pissy day but sorry I’ll be at disneyland with my girl~~~~~~~~~~….~~~~~!

chry gurl, pls. ill be making a maze out of legos and having mice run through it to find cheese. what’s cooler than that? 

rachelnicolenc:

Four legs. White fur. Walked onto the field. You know you made my eyes burn.

rachelnicolenc:

Four legs. White fur. Walked onto the field. You know you made my eyes burn.

“Name a traffic sign that best describes your love life.”

Oh Yvonne
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